Fridge Cleared and packed with stuff to make me thin

so we only have 1 sleep to go till my diet starts....the full is full of low fat yoghurt's, eggs, cottage cheese ( yuk ) steak, chicken fish and shit loads of coke.....i also have cans of tuna, prawns and cod in the freezer.
I also got chewing gum as its meant to make your breath smell.....great, cant wait ( not really )