Fridge Cleared and packed with stuff to make me thin

so we only have 1 sleep to go till my diet starts....the full is full of low fat yoghurt's, eggs, cottage cheese ( yuk ) steak, chicken fish and shit loads of coke.....i also have cans of tuna, prawns and cod in the freezer.
I also got chewing gum as its meant to make your breath smell.....great, cant wait ( not really )

I'm gonna try the Dukan Diet

Hello guys and gals

My name is Gary Higgins, welcome to my blog about me and my weight. I am about to start this Dukan Diet in a bid to lose 2 and a half, possibly even 3 stone.

I live in Weston super mare, I have a wife and 3 kids, I have just turned 30, I use to play rugby at a high level but now play local. It suits me as there not that good and i am carrying a few extra pounds.

I decided to do this as you can eat meat (I love meat) for a whole week straight, for the first week it's all protein, carbs are ban, I love carbs.

My current weight is 15st 14 ( what a fat bastard )....I actually thought the scales was broken. I use to weight 13st in the good old days ( 10 hrs ago ) I was playing alot of sport back then and eating a shit load and putting no weight on, in fact I recall having pecs and a six pack. I know have two tits a woman would be proud of and a visibly large belly.

I finally decided to do this as there is only so much breathing in you can do without feeling faint and it was costing me shed loads replacing all the tight fitting clothes, although charity shop did help.

My wife is also doing it so hopefully that will keep me on track and save me from failing on the first day. Although she looks great now so I don't really know why she is doing it.

For those off you that don't know me, I love food, I eat and eat and eat. I hate healthy shit, you get thin from eating it because it tastes horrible and to be honest, it's expensive. I love burgers, pizzas, ribs, subway, kfc, pasta, bread, you name it I love it. I am not a big lover of chocolate or alcohol so my belly has come from pure junk food.

It was my sister that said do a blog as she would find it funny to see me crave food, lose my rag and inevitably quit, she gave me 3 days, my boss has bet me 30 pounds I won't lose it and my friends are all expecting me to be eating kfc by Tuesday. Well I plan to prove them wrong. So follow me on this fucker of a diet, encourage me or give me grief, I don't mind.

All my love Gary

p.s as the diet starts tomorrow I decided to have farewell meal tonight. Chips smothered in cheese, ribs, fried chicken, coleslaw, 1 new York cheesecake and 2 big bags of cheesy puffs.